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Joke of the Day
"Humans are made up of 70% water so next time you're thirsty just eat Jeff from accounting."
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"What do you call a fish that operates on brains? A brain sturgeon."
"My parents won't say which of their six kids they love the best, but they have told me I finished just out of the top five."
"Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing? Because they've got the same color trunks."
"It's 2012, aka the future. Don't ask me to print shit out, sign, scan, fax, etc. You're not the CIA. Dial it down, Patty Printsalot."
"You know why those automatic sensor sinks save water? Because none of them fucking work"
"You win some, you booze some!"
"Did you know tank tops were illegal until the U.S constitution came out? It gave people the right to bare arms."
"I have a gun by my bed. So in the event of an intruder, I can shoot myself to avoid having to interact with a human being."
"How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her."