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Joke of the Day
"You know why those automatic sensor sinks save water? Because none of them fucking work"
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"Why can't gingers run? Because they have no soles"
"Some of the best decisions I've ever made involved me clicking cancel instead of send."
"Who had it worse than the Jews in 1941? The Jews in 1942."
"if you watch Titanic from d back; it's about dead people resurrecting from the sea, pulling up a ship fixing it and sailing to England"
"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care"
"Racist Maths If Steve has $20 and Tyrone takes $16, what color is Tyrone?"
"A reporter interviewed a 103-year-old woman. ""And what is the best thing about being 103?"" the reporter asked. She simply replied, ""No peer pressure."""
"A keyboard walks into a bar He orders a round of drinks fir everyone. The bartender asks him how he will be paying for the drinks. The keyboard says ""just put it on my tab."""
"Two self-driving cars, certain of their inevitable collision, calculate the Klout scores of their passengers to decide which ones to save."