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Joke of the Day
"Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing? Because they've got the same color trunks."
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"Sorry I booped your nose during your meltdown .."
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"My classic blasphemy joke in honor of the occasion... A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink."
"What happened after the eyeliner and mascara got in a fight? They had make-up sex."
"In the Bible it was Adam and Eve Not Adam and Steve"
"Why do black people hate chainsaws Because when you start them they go run nigga nigga nigga"