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Joke of the Day
"Why did the monster dye her hair yellow? To see if blondes have more fun."
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"A trip to the barbers... That'll put hairs on your chest."
"Why did my ex gf Fav my tweet where I announced that I got laid off. Why did you do that sharon"
"Rihanna knows that diamonds are buried in volcanic rocks and those beautiful things in the sky are just hot balls of gas, right?"
"What does an American call a Canadian Dollar? A quarter."
"""Comedians"" don't RT because? A. Their tweets are pure gold. B. This is just a joke-tryout site. C. They know we're all funnier than them."
"How many men does it take to close the toilet seat? No one knows yet!"
"Twitter's still doing that thing where I'm not funny."
"[Eating] Waiter: How's the meal? Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ..."
"[determined not to have any awkward silence during date] ""so, what's your favorite part of a banana?"""