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Joke of the Day

"[determined not to have any awkward silence during date] ""so, what's your favorite part of a banana?"""

"My wife has to be the worst cook. Her specialty is indigestion."

"How did the hipster burn his tounge? He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!"

"If the bird of peace if the dove, what's the bird of love? The swallow."

"What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac? A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog."

"I called my fishing boat ""Dubstep"" Because it's the only time i drop the bass."

"How to tell if your cat is a dog: 1) it barks 2) it doesn't hate you 3) someone once said aw cute dog 4) it's like a horse but slower"

"Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because it's pecker is on its head."

"Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."

"Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Just like me, they long to eat your sandwiches."