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Joke of the Day

"Rihanna knows that diamonds are buried in volcanic rocks and those beautiful things in the sky are just hot balls of gas, right?"

"How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub"

"Whats the difference between a feminist and a hockey player hockey player showers after 3 periods"

"One time, at banned camp, I felt really excluded."

"Why do people starve? When food tastes so good."

"A priest and a rabbi walk into a school, after a while the priest turns to the rabbi and whispers: ""I'd like to screw that boy"", the rabbi then replies: ""Out of what?"""

"freak people out in public restrooms by saying ""come in"" when they knock on the stall door"

"Hickory Dickory Dock Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one and the other got through with only minor injuries. Edit: First front page post! Thanks all!"

"Age is just the number of hours I'm hungover for."

"A guy went to the doctor complaining of constipation But the doctor concluded he was full of shit"