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Joke of the Day
"What would be the name of a rock if she's female? ROCKelle."
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"Why do gay guys use ribbed condoms? Better traction in the mud."
"I'm new here I have never posted here before. I will share a joke. What is brown and sticky? A stick."
"I've just started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven't done a gig yet."
"Three tampons are walking down the street... which one says ""hi"" to you? None of them, they're all stuck up cunts"
"""God is dead, but like, dead in a fun way"" - Nietzsche trying to make a first date less awkward"
"You know what's odd? Numbers that are not divisible by 2"
"They say your memory is the first thing to go But I can't remember losing that"
"What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife? A midwife crisis."
"As a kid I wanted to be a tree surgeon... but the sight of sap makes me faint"