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Joke of the Day

"Why do gay guys use ribbed condoms? Better traction in the mud."

"a cannibal's favorite drink What drink does a cannibal have after a long day? a handshake!"

"Grammar it is said by people that know grammar The shortest sentence in the English language is: I am, and the longest sentence is: I do."

"I was about to tell you a bank joke But I lost all interest."

"I've stood up for black people plenty of times... Not worth getting shot over a seat on the subway."

"a lion stalks a fawn a man steps out from behind tree I'm Chris Hansen from NBCs to catch a predator, do u know how old that deer is?"

"Just settled a divorce over Parrot custody/visitation. Neither may teach it negative phrases abt the other. I went to law school for this."

"(At the dentist) 'Your grinding isn't good.' Excuse me! I've never had a man complain before."

"Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer."

"Where do esport players go if they get arrested? Guantanamo ebay"