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Joke of the Day
"Why do gay guys use ribbed condoms? Better traction in the mud."
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"There are 170 billion galaxies in the observable universe yet this woman claims this hummus is ""everything"""
"New Slogan for the Pro Choice Organization Cut out the middle man. Literally."
"Did you know in the state of Kentucky, if you divorce your wife.... She just becomes your cousin"
"It's like my uncle always said: ""The day I can't do my job drunk..."" ""...is the day I hand in my badge and gun."""
"""What about this? What about this? And this?""--me, taunting museum curator MC Hammer."
"Three men walk into a bar... ... the fourth one ducks. edit: grammar"
"What do you call the death of the Trilobites? An Epoch fail!"
"The good news about falling down the stairs is that my Fitbit counted it as a mile walk."
"FRIEND. My daughter just hates her job ME: My dogter loves hers F: You mean dau.. ME: *shows her a pic of a puppy in scrubs* She's a dogtor"