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Joke of the Day

"There's only one thing I hate more than outdated references and racism... ....The ""I have a Dream"" speech."

"I don't get you Vegans. If cows didn't want to be eaten, they'd move faster."

"Brain: We got this!! Body: Yeah, no we don't"

"What's a machinists favorite song? Turn Down for What!"

"Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Just kidding."

"My cat just winked at me and now it's awkward because I only see her as a friend."

"I just recently bought a used car and I took it back 2 days later. ""This car is useless. It doesn't go past 60 up a hill."" ""60 uphill is really good. What's wrong with that?"" ""I live at 74."""

"How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? I'm gonna need some specs or an outline of the scope, before I can get you an estimate."

"I wrote a haiku about admins and mods [removed] [deleted] [removed] [deleted] [removed] [deleted] [removed]"

"What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common? They both love to crack open a cold one."