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Joke of the Day
"Riding a car... A man, in *curve*, skids."
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"You know how after you get off a boat, your body still feels like it's on the boat for a while after? I'm like that with beds."
"Facebook: Hey remember this pic of your dog that died? Me: Damnit Facebook not now. FB: Sorry... FB: Your ex girlfriend is getting married."
"""Well, very clearly cats were sacred to them."" - Archeologist who discovers the Internet"
"What's the worst part about a rape joke? The rape."
"I stash my weed in the middle of a bunch of Russian nesting dolls so when the cops are searching for it they give up like after 5 dolls."
"I saw a fight in the chip shop the other day... Two fish got battered."
"How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI? Move the trees closer together."
"What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer"
"Why did the guy gay go to prison? For HOMO-cide."