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Joke of the Day
"I once watched a documentary on ferns because the remote was out of reach."
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"Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they."
"Want to hear a joke? Pussy."
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"I would've been terrible in 50 Shades because the second a guy said ""I don't do romance"" I would laugh and be like NOBODY SAYS THAT BYE"
"What's the difference between virgin olive oil and regular olive oil? Popeye's knob."
"What do you do when a gay man is choking? Take your dick out of his mouth. im sorry"
"My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died... She was attacked by a giant crab."
"Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test? He made a few Wookiee errors."
"A man says, "" It's raining cats and dogs!"" The Chinese man comes out of his house with his chopsticks immediately..."