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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when a gay man is choking? Take your dick out of his mouth. im sorry"
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"I'm kind of like a fireman. I turn the hoes on."
"Why is OP's dog never satisfied? They don't do liver"
"What's the most positive thing about Harlem? HIV"
"Are you serious? It's hard to tell because of all the botox."
"No internet for 11 hours. I've written two novels, lost 15 pounds, and forgotten how to pronnounce ""gif."""
"When you catch your dog eating a dictionary what should you do? Take the words right out of his mouth."
"I just voted for Pluto to be a planet again."
"How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted? Close... but no cigar."
"My wife is from England so I gave her a good Rogering for Valentine's Day. He just left and she seemed to enjoy it, so... score?"