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Joke of the Day
"Why are spiders so unproductive? Because they hang out on the web all day!"
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"""It's okay, man. There are a lot of fish in the sea."" -Weird way to comfort someone whose nephew has just died."
"Since smart watches can now read your pulse, there should be a feature that erases your browser history if your heart stops beating..."
"If your sandwiches were made with the end Wonder bread slices, you weren't their favorite child."
"I like my women like I like my weather. 60 and dry."
"Kung Fu for Beginners by Flora Mugga"
"But man says to the doctor: Wojak I am the pepe"
"I never knew I was allergic to iron... Because after hitting the weights I get swollen."
"What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex? A microwave won't brown your meat!!!"
"Rationally, I now understand that my parents were always Santa, but I still don't get how they made it to all those houses in one night."