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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? because the 'p' is silent."

"She meant Trump My father and I were in a intense fight over the Presidential Run. My mom interupted, ""Triumph would win since every man loves his brand""."

"How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food? By giving her a Brazilian wax first!"

"Why is Wrestling similar to porn? because it's fun to watch when you're younger... but you get depressed when you're told it's fake."

"Just drove past a new typewriter repair shop... That's not a front for anything illegal I'm sure..."

"The year is 2157, our world is much like the one in that futuristic movie starring Tom Cruise. No, the other one. No, the other one. No, the"

"I'd like to thank the spider that descended from the bill of my baseball cap for getting me motivated today."

"The Queen shouted at some pigeons and they died. Talk about killing two birds with one's tone."

"A fun thing to do is take a group picture at a party. Then leave & print it at Walgreens. Buy a frame & place it on the mantel at the party."

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 10 years"