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Joke of the Day

"What did the mathematician use to kill himself? An hypotenuse."

"Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII? I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care."

"Fun WWI fact: There are more crashed planes down at the bottom of the ocean than- -crashed submarines in the sky."

"What do toys and boobs have in common? They're both made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them."

"I'll never understand why anyone would want to kidnap a child, kids suck."

"Why do they call it Black Friday? Because the prices are so good you are practically stealing."

"*orders a medium pizza* *opens box* PIZZA: I've contacted your late grandmother. She wants you to know- *eats pizza*"

" ...Oh the weather outside's delightful, the balance in my account is frightful, what happened to all my dough, I dunno, I dunno, I dunnnnoooooo... "

"What did the Bra say to the Hat? I'll hang around here, you go on a head."

"So the other day I went into a local shop with a sign that read ""Therapist"" They should really put a larger space between the ""e"" and the ""r"""