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Joke of the Day
"If my teacher saw me staring at her from behind Then I was staring at her ass"
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"genie: ""thats definitely your last wish?"" me: [smiles at my wife in wheelchair] ""yes"" genie: ""ok"" our dog: ""how can i talk all of a sudden?"""
"Anonymous just switched everyone in Isis from Amazon Prime shipping to basic shipping. Good luck getting Fallout 4 by Christmas terrorists!"
"What did JFK say after banging Marilyn Monroe? ""Some men have greatness thrust upon them, some men thrust upon greatness."""
"I used to have some jokes concerning noble gasses... but they're argon."
"What is nasal sex? Fuck nose"
"I told my friend that Jewish people call God by a different name. He said, ""No way!"", to which I replied, ""Yahweh""."
"Shout out to my drug dealer Jamal, he's taught me more about the metric system than any of my teachers ever did."
"80% of men say they'd marry the same woman all over again. Related: 80% of men are afraid that what they say will get back to their wives."
"one day a soda can got crushed The next day it went to his therapist and said I'm sodapressed"