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Joke of the Day

"Canadian Joke: How was Terry Fox like Hitler? He couldn't finish a race either."

"What is gray and comes in pints? An elephant! edit: maybe I should say what is gray and cums in pints?"

"Welcome back to plastic surgery anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces here today."

"95% of people masturbate while showering, the rest sings one specific song, which one?... No idea? Then I know what group you belong to ;)"

"Knock Knock. Who's There? Not Comcast."

"One-legged Fox How do you kill a Fox with 1 leg? Make him run across Canada."

"Want to hear a funny joke? Women's rights."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You think it's 'R' but it's really the 'C'. :D"

"Men don't ask for driving directions because we just don't want to arrive wherever you're making us go."

"The Doctor stuck a finger in my bum... For a prostate exam. He said ""All's fine."" I said ""Stick another finger in there, please."" He asked ""why?"" I said ""I want a second opinion."""