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Joke of the Day

"What is gray and comes in pints? An elephant! edit: maybe I should say what is gray and cums in pints?"

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? ....Dr Dre."

"Might stand on a construction site looking at blue prints today and see what happens."

"I bought a new fragrance today... Bc I heard with the right Cologne, women just can't say no to you"

"What do you call a rapper who can only jerk off when he has like a TON of lube? Wetty Fap"

"What does a train full of grain's whistle sound like? ""COUS, COUS!!!"""

"Most of the people dream of not working and having lots of money. During an economic crisis 50 % of those dreams came true."

"*turns on shower* *shower whispers ""eat donuts for breakfast"" & ""get drunk tonight""* Me: Wow, that's some serious water pressure"

"Dad, my laptop's frozen. Have you tried warming it up?"

"Date: you've already made me laugh, you can do no wrong Me: challenge accepted."