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"Knock Knock. Who's There? Not Comcast."
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"Pregnant white women over 30 always buy the biggest SUV around, because you never know when you'll give birth to half of a baseball team."
"How many students does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins."
"I put the 'fun' in 'dyslexic'."
"Willie Nelson's public statement regarding being caught with a bag of marijuana recently: ""It's a good thing I had a bag of marijuana. If it had been a bag of spinach, I'd be dead by now."""
"I think women are like a car and men are like real estate property in the way their values change. I'd like to know all the funny or interesting ways we could use this analogy."
"Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ? He had no body to go with !"
"""Look, Just Do Something to His Butt."" - Cosmopolitan magazine finally runs out of cover ideas"
"How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel? When you call the front desk and say, ""I gotta leak in my sink,"" and the clerk replies, ""okay, Go ahead."""
"What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden? Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'"