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Joke of the Day

"The Doctor stuck a finger in my bum... For a prostate exam. He said ""All's fine."" I said ""Stick another finger in there, please."" He asked ""why?"" I said ""I want a second opinion."""

"I don't have Great Expectations for my son. But I got him the other 13 Dicken's Books."

"25% of twitter users are on medication for mental illness, which means 75% are running around untreated."

"The problem with political jokes is.. Too many get elected."

"Glad I read the label on that Clorox. I was about to rub it in my eyes and keep it in the reach of so many children."

"If I go into a stall and see a solitary, intact lima bean in the bowl, I pick a new stall. I don't want what you're selling, lima bean bowl!"

"We are family, even though you're fatter than me Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, ""We are family, even though you're fatter than me."" -"

"What did the bartender say to the angry speaker? We don't want any treble"

"What does a computer eat when it's hungry? Chips -- one byte at a time."

"What do you get when you're outside too long on a cold night? (OC) Arcdick"