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Joke of the Day

"An Irish man walks out of a bar.... That's the joke."

"How do male civil unions not end with the phrase ""I dude""?"

"Where do you find the hottest Jews? in the ovens"

"Why is pornhub so busy today? Because it's erection day!"

"Mother: Did you make your bed today? Daughter: Yes Mom but I think it would be easier to buy one."

"Dad Joins Facebook DAD: Joined facebook Kids Status Update: DAD on facebook WTF!! DAD Commented: What is WTF? Kid Replied To Him: WELCOME TO FACEBOOK"

"For Canadians How do you kill a one legged fox? Make him run across the country"

"I always drink heavily whenever there's a blizzard or a hurricane or the slightest breeze."

"""Can I touch it?"" A little boy and a little girl are in the bathtub together. The little girl looks down at the boy and asks, ""Can I touch it?"" He answers, ""No way -- you already broke yours off!"""

"My friends were making fun of Starlord I told them that Pratt Shaming isn't welcome in my house"