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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend told me to wash my willy I said no, it was the only way for me to make her gag"
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"This guy in my living room must think I'm an idiot, he says he picked my lock but I distinctly remember choosing it at the store by myself."
"Which pizza shop's business is like it's name? Dominoes. Falling one at a time."
"What kind of doctor does a duck visit? A Ducktor."
"My haunted house would be one where guys jump out w your tax forms improperly filled out & others handing you phones with your mom on hold."
"Warning: a punny joke What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted."
"Stoners are gearing up to do on 4/20 what they do every other day of the year."
"What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after? The Weasley twins"
"its funny when people are like ""whos to say whats truly 'cool'... who gets to define cool"". its like, come on dude. hot babes decide it. duh"
"If you send Joseph Gordon-Levitt a script that doesn't say ""skinny tie"" on the first page, he gets so mad he has to write four ukulele songs"