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Joke of the Day

"I gave a paraplegic a Rubik's cube... Left him completely stumped."

"Why do they call a ""pap-smear"" a ""pap-smear""? Because it sounds a lot better than ""cunt-scrape""."

"If you could choose between 1 billion dollars and world peace... What would the color of your new Lamborghini be?"

"Call your son Jack So you can drop your wife and Jack off every morning. (Actually heard a friend said that)"

"What song does a dwarf pimp sing? high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go"

"The kids left w/my parents for a week. I plan to run around the house for an hour yelling ""woo hoo"", but after that my schedule is wide open"

"Here's an offensive joke, what's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra, you bastard."

"Stop it guys, there's no such thing as Canadian English. We just say ""free healthcare"" more and ""supersized"" less."

"Why couldn't the pirates play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh"

"""Hit me,"" said the masochist. ""No,"" said the sadist"