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Joke of the Day
"Why a woman doesn't make sense to a man... Actually they make 77 cents to a man."
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"My doctor told me I'm Bi-Polar I wasn't sure to laugh or cry."
"Terrible pun (I'm sorry) What do you call a guy who travels the world convincing women to have oral sex? A cunning linguist"
"I went to a sea-themed disco the other day.. I pulled a muscle."
"A guy once lied about being a broom on the internet... I guess OP was a bundle of sticks."
"Are you assholes still playing the lottery with the numbers from Lost?"
"Hillary's So Crooked.... Hillary's So Crooked She Needs A Kaine!"
"The most attractive thing about you is your gravity."
"What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne? Acne waits until you're thirteen before it comes in your face"
"Guy walks into his house with a duck under his arm. His wife's standing there. He says ""This is the pig I've been fucking""."