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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a horny Catholic? A firm believer."

"My girlfriend stormed into the room. ""Why is there lipstick on your collar?"" she yelled. ""It's part of the design,"" I said, opening up my wardrobe, ""Look, I have the entire collection."""

"Good News: The Giant Panda is no longer considered 'Endangered'. Bad News: It's now considered 'Extinct'."

"What's the difference between your mom and a chicken coop? There's a limit to the number of cocks that can fit into the coop."

"Redmond WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system ""Windows 2000"" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901."

"Plot twist Standing next to my stalkers bed watching him sleep"

"I've been having an affair with a film director's wife. Yesterday he caught us in bed together. He was furious. I said to him, ""Look, mate, don't make a scene."""

"I finally admitted to my girlfriend, ""I think I struggle with gender issues... ...because whenever I see you girl, I realize I wanna be inside a woman's body."""

"What did Jose name his son? Hose B"

"Excited about my bike, I decided to start a cycling club. It's been weeks and no one has joined Maybe The Pedalphiles wasn't the best name :-/"