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Joke of the Day

"Why are eagles so hard to find? They're always in diskies"

"Policeman:""Sir, we have sufficient evidence to believe that this vehicle has been stolen. Me: how Policeman: Step out of the tank Sir"

"Reddit, how do you ruin a punchline? [removed]"

"What did the cannibal have for lunch? Baked beings (beans)."

"Why did you name your son Tinnitus? I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it."

"30/05/2016 Whenever i have sex, it's a race to see who comes first. Me or the police"

"When Princess Leia doesn't want to have Sex... Han reply: It's fine I'll do it with my hand... solo."

"Why was 6 afraid of 9? Because 9 was still alive."

"Using the domino's pizza tracker app seems like a great way to carjack someone you know isn't going to put up that much of a fight"

"Because he always knew what the punchline would be. Why didn't the psychic laugh at any jokes?"