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Joke of the Day

"I went on one of those once in a lifetime holidays last week... I won't be doing that again. joke by Tim Vine"

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"Shouldn't Godzilla be fighting Satanzilla?"
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"what do you call a fish with no eye? Fush"
"Oscar Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door... ...but apparently his girlfriend was dead against it."
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