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Joke of the Day

"A man comes into a bar.... No, wait, it was a horse. So a man comes into a horse."

"How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he gets three hours credit."

"Spent 15min tracing a suspicious noise that tuned out to be the lid not screwed on the Coke bottle tightly enough. If you need a top sleuth."

"I ate an entire pack of rohypnol last night and it didn't even affect me... Anyway, gotta go. I need to do some last minute Christmas shopping."

"Best joke you came up with yourself? A lot of people think that Saudi Arabians are uninformed. What do you expect? They live under Iraq (a rock)."

"A woman walked into a pub and asked the barman for a double entendre. So he gave her one"

"Did you know that the Coast Guard is the only branch of military with a minimum required height of 6feet? It's so if their boat sinks they can walk to shore."

"""I am leg end"" - a foot"

"My 5-year-old niece's twist on an old pirate joke **Question:** Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet? **Answer:** Because his 'I' was all jacked up. *...she cracks me up*"

"A prospective army man walks into a recruitment office without pants. ""Is there a draft in here?"""