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Joke of the Day

"Why was the ground all white after Custer's last stand? Because the indians kept coming and coming..."

"Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road? Because he wanted to see his flat mate."

"What makes an ISIS joke funny? The Execution"

"I can only say nine English words. Well, shit."

"Sorry, but breaking up with you on facebook was the best way of letting all your friends know I'm available."

"I just won an innuendo competition. I had to beat off some stiff competition though."

"I'm going to use a bomb to break into Fort Knox. EDIT: Wow this blew up! Thanks for the gold!"

"Why is B so cool? Because it is next to the AC"

"Silly Rabbit, Trix are for a culture of entitled white American children who are systematically fed a diet of high fructose corn syrup."

"Star Wars Joke... If Finn hooks up with Rey... He would be the first stormtrooper to hit something EDIT: formatting"