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Joke of the Day
"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw!"
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"[pulls into taco bell drive thru] Hi, I'd like enough tacos to forget 2016"
"That moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, hit a lamp and kill a cat."
"[religion] Why did Jesus die on the cross? he forgot the safe word"
"Don't you just hate it when people think there clever but use the wrong grammar?"
"I just don't understand these dirty cocktail names anymore... ...what on earth is a Penis Collider?"
"Every time I click on AMAs That's all the time we have, thanks everyone!"
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world... People who can read binary and those who can't."
"Woah!!! You're a much fatter family than the stick figures on your rear window would indicate!"
"A man put an ad in the newspaper, saying ""WIFE WANTED"". The next day, he had hundreds of letters, saying ""You can have mine"""