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Joke of the Day

"How do you make the letter ""H"" healthy? You spin it. It becomes spin-h. juh-jen"

"Gay jokes aren't funny! I mean...Come on guys!"

"Blinding hatred is a perfectly healthy response to everything that other people do."

"The biggest profit I made from going to was college was Selling my t9 calculator"

"What the #1 thing every guy looks for in a woman? His dick..."

"I was gonna go on a double date the other day... But in the end I couldn't find three other people to go with me."

"Two homeless guys are watching a dog lick it's nuts... ... One says to the other ""I wish I could do that"" The other scoffs and replies ""you'd wanna ask him first"""

"""Daddy?"" ""Yes?"" ""What are you doing?"" ""Writing a fictional conversation so I can post it on Twitter."""

"It is known that masturbation eases congestion ""I swear officer, I was only trying to help traffic move along!"""

"40 world leaders are in DC tonight. Blocks away, George Clinton is playing a show. Does Joe Biden know what a big funking deal that is?"