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Joke of the Day
"My ex-wife accused me of being a crossdresser... So I packed her things and left"
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"Awkward penguin http://tinypic.com/R/2lcwja/8"
"I got arrested for killing a black man They charged me with impersonating a police officer."
"Two Arabs walk into a bar"
"What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building? The Czech bounced."
"Facts and science no longer matter. Remember the Renaissance? This era is the opposite of that."
"My 22-year-old cousin: My biggest fear in life is that I won't make a difference, that I'll be insignificant. Me: It's really not that bad"
"You gotta admit that humans are the ultimate #1 lifeform because we're essentially half mermaid but we also have legs for kicking and stuff."
"What flavor do termites like best? Chair-y"
"I have two tickets to the Euro's final.. problem is it's on the same day as my wedding... So if anyones interested it's at St.Peters church in Brighton and her name is Sarah."