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Joke of the Day

"I got arrested for killing a black man They charged me with impersonating a police officer."

"Who's the fattest Knight at the round table? Why? Circumference. Because he ate too much pi."

"Why did the cup fall over? Because it was drunk."

"Knock Knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? I though you'd never forget."

"Walmart stopped selling hoverboards due to safety concerns. In case you were curious about those empty shelves between the guns and the ammo"

"What do old cars and dead chickens have in common? You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts"

"There's been a whole lot of office Romance since I became self employed..."

"The past, present and future walk into a bar... It was tense."

"What did the black kid get on his ACT? BBQ sauce"

"What do you call a religious person who gets into x rated movies, but then stops watching them, but then starts watching them again later on? A porn again christian."