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Joke of the Day
"How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg? Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor."
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"My girlfriends are like computers. I mistreat them, load them with viruses, and then I break them."
"How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish?(X-post r/nfl) Mark Sanchez."
"Hard to concentrate on work with Arbor Day so close."
"So a woman walks up to a tall guy and says ""hey, can you get me that box on the top shelf"""
"Fantastic Four (2015) currently has a rating of 4.0 on IMDB"
"I discovered the number one reason OP never delivers. #"
"Which is the most religious vegetable? The Pope-tato"
"SIRI, CALL FOR HELP! Searching for kelp. OMGYOU IDIOT! SIRI, GET AN AMBULANCE! There are 23 listings for lap dance in your area."
"I wanted to put an England flag in my garden... I wanted to put an England flag in my garden but wasn't sure if it would offend muslim extremists. So I wrote 'Allah is a twat' on it just to make sure."