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Joke of the Day

"How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg? Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor."

"Such a double standard that when a guy sleeps with a ton of people he's ""cool,"" but when I do I'm ""lying"""

"GARY BUSEY: I WANNA WRITE A BOOK HIS AGENT: gary that's a bad ideahow'd you feel about a ghost writer? GARY: SCARED AS HELL BUT I LIKE IT"

"I was disappointed to find out my countertops were linoleum. I guess i took them for granite"

"A woman with a lazy eye was having an affair.. They said she was seeing someone on the side."

"I just sold Viagra to a guy who thinks it's ambien He's going to be up all night"

"I'm keeping a greater distance behind this truck with a vanity plate that reads ""IMTEXAN"" than I do behind cars with ""Baby on board"" signs."

"What does Gordon Ramsay say when he gets a rash? IT'S FUCKING RAW!"

"Support Group for People Who Talk Too Much It's called On and On Anon."

"What do you call a black woman in space? An astronaut, you douchebag."