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Joke of the Day

"what was Stevie Wonders first words when he got his eyesight back? Who the hells been dressing me all these years?"

"What's the difference between a golf ball and a woman's G-Spot? A man will spend half an hour looking for a golf ball."

"I just got hit head on by a crazy women riding a menstrual cycle."

"I was visited by three spirits last night, Vodka, Rum And Gin. . ."

"Guys aren't the only one who get friendzoned! I'm so deep in the friendzone that I've met his girlfriends parents"

"Bodybuilder 1 says to bodybuilder 2 ""hey man, I think we're out of protein powder"" Bodybuilder 2 responds ""No whey!!"""

"It's like squirrels don't even know how good they'd be at parkour."

"Will glass coffins be popular in future? Remains to be seen."

"I have a dream, that one day white socks & black shoes can be together without hatred. And not just because I accidentally wore them today."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? Can't jelly my dick in your ass"