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Joke of the Day
"What was the sale in Jewish circumsicions? Buy one get one half off"
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"Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer? She fell in the sink!"
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"Somewhere in the world, there's a real Nigerian Prince who wants to share his millions of dollars but can't find a beneficiary."