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Joke of the Day

"What was the sale in Jewish circumsicions? Buy one get one half off"

"What comes after America? Bmerica. I'll see myself out"

"Dear Keebler elves, 100 calorie packs of cookies suck. I hope your tree burns down."

"I got caught peeing in the pool the other day The lifeguard yelled at me so loud that I almost fell in."

"Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school? They never got a reaction out of him."

"Thanks to Target's full length 3 way mirrors, I'm now painfully aware I look like a melting candle from the back."

"What do old people smell like. Depends."

"""PARTY FOWL"" someone yelled as the drunk duck did another keg stand"

"Does anyone remember that show where Ron Howard was a kid with a paper route? Probably not. Opie delivered."

"I'm shit at telling jokes. I always punch up the fuck line."