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Joke of the Day
"After having sex in a sea... All i can say is that it went swimmingly... I'll^take^my^leave^now..."
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"perfume should come with instructions like on medicine: Dab LIGHTLY on pulse points Do NOT marinade in event of overdose take shower"
"I've recently obtained a book on the guidelines of masturbation So far, I've stuck to it."
"Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down? Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)"
"I was surprised that my skin products kept moving around my medicine cabinet But it turns out it was just brownian lotion."
"my cat sounds so cute when he sneezes but i really wish he'd stop wasting the coke. it's like goddamn amateur hour with him."
"A man worked at an orange juice factory, but he was canned becausehe couldn't concentrate."
"A black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The police"
"I've kissed so many frogs trying to find a prince that I've actually discovered several new species."
"Roses are red Violets are blue Undeleted txts will be used against you"