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"How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want? Tentickles."
"Reddit, you are just like my dad... No matter what I do, it will never be good enough for you."
"If you need a friend (text me) need a laugh (call me) need a hug (stop by) need money (this number is no longer in service)"
"How many jews can you fit in a VW? Four - two in the front, two in the back, and none in the ashtray because the Holocaust never happened"
"What was the Islamic Star Wars fan for Halloween? Hijabba the Hut"
"Still feel bad for not considering that Dr. Pepper might be a woman."
"Facebook is not all about likes and shares. . . Like and share if you agree."
"Everyone keeps downvoting my racist jokes. It's like a load of black people have suddenly gotten laptops or something."
"Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity."