162293
Joke of the Day
"Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity."
Next Joke
"Just threw out my one night stand. There were termites."
"What do you call a nose with no body? Nobody nose."
"Photographing Bigfoot is... no small feat."
"My cat passed. RIP Fluffy McMittens 2002-2003 2003-2005 2005-2007 2007-2008 2008-2011 2011-2013 2013-2014 2014-2015 2015-2016"
"Why did Obama get two terms? Because black men always get a longer sentence"
"Cop: Maybe it's your driving. Maybe you're drunk. Me: Maybe it's Maybelline."
"What did the the black boy get for Christmas? Your Bike..."
"The pollen count that's a difficult job! [Credit to Milton Jones]"
"You deserve a handjob from Edward Scissorhands."