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Joke of the Day
"My son asked me why girls pee sitting down. I told them they're lazy."
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"A husband and wife go out to eat And the waitress asks ""would you like any condiments?"" They simultaneously reply ""no thanks, we're married"""
"What do you get for the man who has everything? Nothing. Fuck that guy."
"Psychiatrist cannibal by day, pop star singing sensation by night Hannibal Montanibal"
"What signal tells you that a politician is lying? The lips are moving"
"I liked Kim Jong-un better when he sang Gangnam Style."
"I would complain about the siren of an ambulance even if I was in the back of it."
"Why did the blonde move to California? To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6"
"What does a gay horse eat? HAAAAAAAAAY"
"The number of ""followers"" you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12."