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Joke of the Day

"My physicist gf told me she loves me to the moon and back .... I don't know if she was referring to the Distance or Displacement."

"somebody took my dog while we were waiting in line at the vet i cried out ""Somebody stole my Spot!!"""

"A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother."

"What did the asian couple name their black baby? Sum sing wong"

"Why couldn't the joke walk? It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)"

"Max the camel walks into his parents' room at 2am and asks for a glass of water. His dad says, ""Another one? That's the second glass this month."""

"What idiot called it jousting and not poker knight?"

"So I have a joke about pizza... ...but it's too cheesy"

"Moth balls Q: What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand? A: A really big moth!"

"My priest has this game... Called ""find the skinflute"". I'm starting to think he's no good cause he hides it the same place every time."