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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an envious ocean? A jealou'sea'"

"Just gargled mouthwash all over my shirt. I'd be a horrible homosexual."

"Knock Knock. Who's there? A lazy person. A lazy person who? You guys can fill in the rest for yourselves."

"""There are Nutella stains all over the silverware."" It can't be me. I lick them before I keep them inside."

"The E.E.P.A levies charges against Franck Riboud, CEO of Evian, for tapping into protected aquifers in the Swiss Alps. I guess he's in haute water now!"

"This one time, I got kicked out of the audience of ""Cats"" on Broadway for bringing a laser pointer."

"I went into a convenience store today... I asked the shop keeper if they sell stationery there. He replied no, they're allowed to move around."

"What does batman like adding to his drinks? JUST-ICE"

"I always thought Americans should say ""B"". Because Canadians say ""Eh"", and Mexicans say ""Ci""."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and in the Freezer"