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Joke of the Day
"No recovering from getting your arm stuck in a Pringles can on a first date."
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"[Watching 101 Dalmatians with a cute girl] Hold up, hold up. Pause it, please. Thanks. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,"
"The birds and the bees I told my son about the birds and the bees. He then told me about the postman and my wife."
"""It's cold!"", ""Happy birthday!"", ""I'm so blessed"", ""Political rant!""... There, now you don't have to go to Facebook today. You're welcome."
"*eats banana seductively Banana: I have a boyfriend"
"What would be the worst meal for a football wife? OJ and Rice"
"Is it all black people that have a problem with slavery? Or just mine ?"
"Pancakes are just crepes who let themselves go after college."
"Two people were debating first man : Polish are inherently stupid people on earth second man: that's not true first man : prove it second man : let's ask a Sardar."
"Tacky on you, that outfit is! Tacky on who? [Tachyon!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tachyon) Who's there? Knock, knock!"