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Joke of the Day

"""It's cold!"", ""Happy birthday!"", ""I'm so blessed"", ""Political rant!""... There, now you don't have to go to Facebook today. You're welcome."

"This Halloween I'm going to dress up like Bernie Sanders... and go around the bar drinking 90% of everyone elses beer..."

"Why are round bales of hay illegal? Because cows can't get a square meal."

"I used to be addicted to soap It's okay I'm clean now"

"Windows 10? Cool! Only 85 more versions before we come back to Windows 95"

"I want to feel the bern But that sounds too politically incorrect."

"Alcohol won't solve my problems, but neither will milk or orange juice."

"I saw on a Viagra bottle ""Keep away from Children"" What kind of a man do they think I am?"

"How did the mathmatician become unconstipated? He worked it out with a pencil"

"While my husband is gone I was cleaning...the Nutella jar. He will be impressed at how I gained 10lbs in 4hrs."