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Joke of the Day

"I wish there was a song you and your friends could sing right after you became champions"

"Why are Australians never late for work? Their snooze button only lasts 6 minutes."

"Joke. What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat? ......Claude!"

"Ferguson, MO In the after hours bars where the cops in Ferguson hang out, the most popular tipple is a 'Jim Crow': that's a shot of Jim Beam, and a shot of Old Crow - served separate, but equal."

"I can't find a single Ekans here in Ireland with Pokemon Go. Thanks, St Patrick"

"My family hates it when I swear, but I sound like a child using mild words.... ....damned if I do, darned if I don't"

"I never point fingers at anyone. Though I do have a box of human fingers that I slingshot at people when I feel like blaming them for shit."

"The Pillsbury dough boy He is a great roll model."

"Sometimes I enjoy my steak undercooked, but that's rare."

"Why was the battery arrested ? cuz it was charged with electricity ."