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Joke of the Day
"My 'Mom Voice' was so loud even the neighbors washed their hands and cleaned their rooms."
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"""You gotta keep 'em separated!"" -the dude from the Offspring whenever he's doing laundry."
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"What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest? Atrophy!"
"What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest? Atrophy."
"What do neo-Nazis do on Hitler's birthday? Heil if I know"
"What's ISIS's favourite band? Koran Koran."
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