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Joke of the Day

"I was out when I saw a bIack man running with a TV. ""That looks like mine"" I thought, so I went home and checked but no, mine was still there, polishing my shoes."

"How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian!"

"This presentation was so boring I slept through most of it. I guess public speaking just isn't my thing."

"College is just a clever marketing ploy by Starbucks and Red Bull"

"just when you think life is going okay, you get the new guy at Subway"

"Did I ever tell you about the time I went to the doctor to get my blood type when I was super depressed? He said B Positive"

"What does a spider want to be when he grows up? (This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer."

"So Jared Fogle was actually reported to have been spotted at a local Macy's. He heard Boys pant were half off."

"When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think its cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date."

"The length of your iPhone cord, plus one inch, is how far away the outlet is from the hotel bedside table."