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Joke of the Day
"What's ISIS's favourite band? Koran Koran."
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"When your partner cheats on you, do what every respectable person does. Post their name and phone number on 4Chan."
"I was kicked out of the army because I got gonorrhea It was a dishonorable discharge"
"Why do black people have white hands? There's a little good in everybody."
"A pho restaurant that doesn't close is a twenty pho seven."
"Honk all you want, but if I don't eat these donuts at this green light I'll have to share them at home."
"How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Relatively few"
"Yelp Review: Babies Cute at first, but then screamy like angry pterodactyls. There is literally poop everywhere. Would not recommend."
"Never Trust an Atom. They make up everything!"
"It is rude to start a Twitter account and not state within 48 hours that you want to see what all the fuss is about."