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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest? Atrophy."

"Why did the fly fly? Because the spider spied 'er!"

"404 jokes... I just can't find the humor in them."

"what do you call people waiting in line for the new iPhone iQ(ueue) made this up just now"

"I went shopping for some lingerie for my wife. I asked the shop keep if the panties were satin. He said ""No, they're brand new""."

"Broken Window Wife: You need to fix the bathroom window, then neighbor can see me every time I shower. Husband; I know, he saw you and called me to tell me he's paying for the window repair."

"I just lifted a couch to retrieve a Skittle that fell underneath it, so I get you Moms that lift cars to rescue children, I get you."

"Say what you will about Vlad the Impaler He was one hell of a proctologist."

"Fred: We had a burglary last night and they took everything except the soap and towels. Harry: The dirty crooks."

"What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader? (snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ..."