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Joke of the Day
"Why are women bad at parking? Because they're consistently lied to about what 6 inches looks like."
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"Why was Hitler such a bad painter He could only paint reichtangles"
"Vacations are a great way to spend thousands of dollars to stare at your phone in exotic locations."
"Don't assume my personal politics because of a tweet. Trust me, I believe ALL politicians are equally full of shit."
"I thought about being a mortician On one hand people are dying to get into that field but i hear its dead end job"
"Psychologist: Let's play a word association game. I'll say a word, you say what springs to mind Rainbows Me: I hope my ex dies in a fire."
"you can tell the new mad max movie takes place in a lawless post apocalyptic hellscape because not one person used their blinker"
"Yesterday I told someone that I don't like babies? ""Have you tried them with ketchup instead of mayonnaise?"", they asked."
"Saw a bug crawling on my arm and my reaction can only be described as ""grabbing for swirling dollars inside a plexiglas Cash Cube."""
"Harry was blind. His friends bought him a silver-coated nutmeg grater. When they asked how he liked it, he said it was the most violent story he'd ever read."